Bum Baby Seats Recall says Fractures babys skulls.

Sir Noah Idem - UNIR1 Hypothetical Product tester and reporter.













 Hi gang!,


Bum Baby says they are recalling 4 Million Infant Floor Seats saying that the seats cause Skull Fractures.
Well, this really shits my diaper!  I spent days banging my head on this thing, jamming my head in the seat...etc,  and I still can't fracture my skull.

As far as me wiggling out of the seat.  Yeah, I can freakin do that.  There is no restraint on the stupid thing.  WTF were the Bums thinking?  Parents are lazy no good for nothin bums.  Especially mine!  To think for one second that a parent has the back power to lift my fat ass off the floor including the Floor Seat on top of a counter is ridiculous.

I could have easily pulled a Johnny Knoxville and left the Bum on top of the limo.

0 out of 5 stars from Noah Idem! 
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