I Be Ken You Be Barbie Scenario Set

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The "I Be Ken You Be Barbie Scenario" set was released with much mixed criticism. However, sales revenue statistics overwhelming showed that 85% who purchased the set were women ages 35 to 45.
 

Ken plans to renegotiate his contract as soon as this Monday! A spokes person from Barbies camp says, "We're attempting to get a hold of Jake Gyllenhaal to fill in Ken's spot so Barbie can fill in Jake! The problem is Jake is only available in the bobble head version at the moment."








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