Report by,
Les Flipper
Hypothetical News Sports Editor
In boxing news, The World Federation of Boxing
announced today it was illegal to use body odor to stun an opponent and
render them dangerously unconscious. Approximately 7,400 Referees World Wide signed a petition saying that, "the foul stench coming from the boxers and pits of these fighters could stun an entire heard of stampeding elephants 2 kilometers away.
Mandatory showers for all boxers will be in effect this fall!
Mandatory showers for all boxers will be in effect this fall!
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